@hpminorcharnet creation event: House Pride
↳ week one: Gryffindor - Lee Jordan
“Look at that Firebolt go! Potter’s really putting it through its paces now. See it turn — Chang’s Comet is just no match for it. The Firebolt’s precision-balance is really noticeable in these long —”
“JORDAN! ARE YOU BEING PAID TO ADVERTISE FIREBOLTS? GET ON WITH THE COMMENTARY!’”
“ THIRTY-ZERO! TAKE THAT, YOU DIRTY, CHEATING-”
“Jordan, if you can’t commentate in an unbiased way- !”
“I’m telling it like it is, Professor!”
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“And it’s Johnson, Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is, I’ve been saying it for years but she still won’t go out with me —’
‘JORDAN!’ yelled Professor McGonagall.
‘Just a fun fact, Professor, adds a bit of interest —”
lee jordan: *brings his tarantula because fuck you*
- Lee Jordan flirting with anyone and everyone because it’s fun and he sees the beauty in everyone
- Lee Jordan flirting with Slytherins (especially Flint) just because it makes them angry and slightly confused
- Tiny first year Lee Jordan knowing he’s attracted to both men and women and being scared to tell his best friends, Fred and George, because he thinks they won’t want to be friends with him any more
- Tiny first year Fred and George being super supportive of Lee because “we’re pretty sure Charlie’s attracted to dragons, so really it’s not that weird in comparison and you’re our friend!”
- 3rd year and up Lee Jordan being super open about his sexuality because we all know that by then he doesn’t care what other people think of him
- Lee Jordan talking to and helping LGBTQ+ kids at Hogwarts and standing up to anyone who dares bully them for it
- Lee Jordan starting Hogwarts’ first LGBTQ+ club
- Lee Jordan asking Professor McGonagall to supervise the club because he knows she won’t let anything bad happen to these kids who are looking for a safe environment to figure themselves out
- Lee Jordan helping kids - both muggleborns and purebloods - with unsupportive parents and sending kids in extra bad situations to the Weasleys’ (because we all know Molly would be all over taking care of these kids the moment she hears what’s happened to them)
- Grown up Lee Jordan starting up a shop in Diagon Alley with magical binders that completely flatten someone’s chest without hurting them, robes for all genders (not limited to the gender binary, of course!), and all sorts of pride paraphernalia
- Bisexual Aromantic Lee Jordan enjoying flirting with everyone, but never wanting a relationship
- Lee Jordan angering Umbridge by very enthusiastically making out with the nearest guy to him (usually Fred or George) every time she walks by because “the rules say nothing about two boys being within 8 inches of each other”
- Lee Jordan’s quidditch commentary becoming 1000 times funnier
- “And Angelina Johnson has the quaffle…and a nice pair of legs too!” “JORDAN! IF YOU KEEP USING THAT MIC TO PICK UP GIRLS, I’M GOING TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU!” “Sorry professor! And George Weasley hits the bludger…look at those sexy arms! I’d love to-” “JORDAN!” “What? I’m not hitting on any girls!”
Lee Jordan and McGonagall during Quidditch matches are literally my life
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